Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
By definition
A young Army 1st Lt. is in the bathroom (head) releaving himself at the...
Small Penis
This couple has been dating for about four months, but the guy had been...
Real software engineers eat quiche.
|Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don’t read dumps. They never generate...
A man takes the ferry home from work
|John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had...
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
What makes a man think he is so great?
What makes a man think he’s so great ? 1) He has a belly...
You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.
A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical…
A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical. The doctor puts...
Tough job
A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. “Why?”...