How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Run Mr Taliban Song…
Sung to the tune of “Day-O” (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O…oh Day-O,Air force come and...
Just plain dumb
A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed...
What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
What’s the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you...
Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you’re Castle Trash if……Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter’s...
Sleep Deprivation
In the sleepy city of Sherrill, N.Y., two unsuspecting adults have found themselves the...
Fallen bridge
|A blond and her blond boyfriend went for a walk along the river.The blond...
I’m Turner Brown
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?At the...
Stupid Insults 15/31
His brain could be the perfect dielectric. His brain was sold separately and they...