The power of the press
Two boys are playing football in Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by...
Blonde Shoots Herself
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of...
A bad habit
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break my wife of the...
Polish Women and Vibrators
Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.
Christmas tree better
|Reasons Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman” A Christmas tree doesn’t...
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
Wrong Diagnosis
A man was walking along a sidewalk in a very gentle manner, almost as...
Where is my goat?
|There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned...
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
Painting in the nude.
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last...