The Three Idiots
Once, there were three guys stranded on an island, and the mainland was 100...
What is the smartest blonde?
What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
Kleenex anyone?
What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints
What is the definition of Agony?
What is the definition of Agony?A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy...
Baby Sitting
Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to...
How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.
Two Italian construction workers…
Two Italian construction workers were in the field on anextremely hot day working.. the...
Diving Deep
One day a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 ft below sea level....