Pathetic lawsuits
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Polak’s Wife
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, “I was looking in...
What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address? A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
Mother of Six!
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is...
Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her…
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her to hear a confession:...
Walks in a bar
A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says “Is...
Handy guide to modern science
Handy guide to modern science:If it’s green or wriggles, it’s biology.If it stinks, it’s...
Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...
Why Name Penises
Why do men name their penises?Because they don’t like the idea of having a...