The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked…
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, “Do you...
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He’s got spiked, multicolouredhair that’s green,...
Smart Guys
What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread.
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
Miscellaneous yo mama jokes
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo...
NEWS FLASH: Terrorists…
JOKESGALORE NEWS FLASH10 – 29 – 2001:Latest news reports advise that a cell of...
The Frog Scientist
There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond...
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?Just when it’s getting interesting...
dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!