Goodbye To Mother
A couple were going out for the evening. They’d got ready, all dolled up,...
I received a letter from my bank the other day…
I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,”This is the...
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade…
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street...
Blonde quickies 101-120
101. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her...
Why is red the colour of the University of Georgia?
Why is “red” the colour of the University of Georgia?Because they can’t spell “crimson”...
Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...
Light ale!
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?Light ale!
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
Learn your ABC’s – Mom Style!
A – Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.