Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
The drunk.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from...
pretty little head
She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little.
Work for an operator
|The following are real conversations Directory Enquiries operators had with callers, as revealed in...
Man with no arms.
One day, a man with no arms walked into the bathroom. Another man that...
Mailmans Last Day
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
What do you call a gay Indian?
What do you call a gay Indian? A brave sucker!
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake…
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.The twoin...
The Shrink’s Revenge!
A distraught man went to a psychiatrist and exclaimed, “Doctor, I believe that I...