Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...
Noah and the Ark.
The Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months I am going...
Signs and notices 02
On a ski lift in Taos, NM: ‘No jumping from the lift. Survivors will...
If University of Waterloo ran Christmas…
|They would immediately change the name to WatMas.
Farm jokes 01
|Why did the bull rush?Because it saw the cow slip!What kind of bird lays...
Some things never change
I guess some things will never change. I hired a temp while my secretary...
Defining these words
|For more than 30 years, New York magazine has run a contest in which...
Twice a day
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me....
Brag about parents
|An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.”My dad is...
Playing tabla
Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on the beach facing...