A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
A Night Before Christmas Parody (Technical Version)
A Night Before Christmas Parody (Technical Version)’Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period...
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother…
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she...
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...
I have bad news
|The doctor tells his patient: “Well I have good news and bad news…” The...
Signs and notices 20
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He’s got spiked, multicolouredhair that’s green,...
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
The horny midget found that the best way…
The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was...
How does a man keep his youth?
Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and...