A secret pregnant lover
|At the rehearsal dinner for my boss’ daughter and son-in-law-to-be, a loud eight-months pregnant...
A degree at Life University
A new two year degree is being offered at LIFE UNIVERSITY that many of...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
Fruit of your Life
What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren’t so fresh you wouldn’t...
There is a blond on the plane
|A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never...
Talking on the plane
|Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting. As with all government...
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
Indian Humor
The privilege of naming all the children of the tribe always fell to the...