Only in America!
“Only in America”:…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance….are there...
Brain Operation
This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law...
Another Dog With No Legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don’t matter what...
Chinese learned this
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says…
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
Stupid Insults 13/31
He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant. He donated his brain to...
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...
Viagra alert!
A supply of Viagra was stolen last night, police are looking for two hardened...
Turkey Football
The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...