Kewl Job Application!
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Trombone jokes
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Polak With Chainsaw
A Polak is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in...
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche…
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Dead Babies
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Windows 95
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Expressing Stupidity!
Lets face it, there are a lot of dumb people out there. Sometimes you...
A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...