Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
Heavenly Help
A terrible flood hit a small town, sending the rescue units out. It just...
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed…
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
The AOL Car
The AOL car would have a TOP speed of 40 MPH yet have a...
Top Twenty New Slogans for Valuejet Airlines
ValueJet: When you just can’t wait for the world to come to you. ValueJet:...
Yogi Bear
Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A. Because when they tried to make another...
Strange grants given
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Frog Scientist
There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond...