Free marriage ceremony
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Meals on Wheels
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to...
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
In the croakroom!
|Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?In the croakroom!
Question answer 07
|How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?Hide the ball, it drives...
Elephant jokes 07
|Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three...
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, “incert...