A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house...
Signs you are a Canadian
1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by...
The Kowalski
The Minnesota Fish and Game Comission wanted to develop a fish that would offer...
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
Matador Special
A man on a business trip in Mexico decides to take in a bull...
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?An Italian mother says,...
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
Super Bowl Tragedy
Bob received a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company. Unfortunately, when...
New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should:1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing...