So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
The Anninversary
My father and mother were recently celebrating their 50th weddinganniversary. While cutting the cake,...
Message To Mom
A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to...
The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
Excitement in Undertaking!
There were two guys who had gone to the same college and become great...
Fun Toungue Twister!
Here’s a fun tongue twister.Read the following list and then follow the instructions at...
The Physical
This 55-year-old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed, laughing and...
The Miracle Show…
An old couple were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching...