Polak Is Mugged
A Polak was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally...
I Didn’t Even Know!
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… “I went in...
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
The Motor Home
My brother-in-law goes into a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink...
A nun is walking down a deserted road when…
A nun is walking down a deserted road when a man grabs her and...
Helen Keller
Why did Helen Keller go insane?She tried to read a stucco wall.
Watcha Gonna Be Son?
An old man is sitting at a table with his son and his new...
Cheap Beer
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him.
Good advices
OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply crossout the names and address...