What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
Bad habits
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break mywife of the habit...
21, 21, 21
There’s a brunette walking down a set of railroad tracks saying,”…” Then a blonde...
Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
Equal positive integers
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive...
The Redneck Capenter…
Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men...
Knock Knock Jokes 5
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aardvark! Aardvark who? Aardvark a hundred miles for one of...
In San Francisco
Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their...
Real Church Bloopers…
|? Don’t let worry kill you. Let the Church help. ? Thursday night-Potluck Supper....
Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...