Business is business
A young Jewish boy starts attending public school in a smalltown. The teacher of...
How do you open a can of beer?
How do you open a can of beer?That’s not the point – it should...
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than...
Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...
Burlesque Show
The kid ran out of the burlesque show.The doorman grabbed him and asked what...
Giving Cats Pills
|INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it...
Robber met animals
|Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He...
Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...
Bronze sculptures
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
Magician and Parrot
Magician and Parrot A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean....