The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...
Polish Parachute Lessons
A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor andstarted...
Car Acronyms
AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig...
Partial Dosage
Partial DosageAn elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked thepharmacist for...
This is my first golf lesson
|The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.”Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?”...
Arkansas Governor Application
Arkansas Governor Application First name:___________________Last name(if known):_______________________Address (where you live):Mother’s name(list also relation, i.e.,...
Have you ever seen a Ghost?
A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the...
A Short Time to Live
A man hasn’t been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
I’m sending out some cards
|A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...