The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....
45 Cool Things To Do In A College Dorm Shower Stall
1. Enter the stall, shower for about 3 minutes, then scream really loudly, exclaiming,...
Phonebook Dilemma
Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing’s and...
Popular guy
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can...
What is long, black, and smelly?
What is long, black, and smelly? – The unemployment line.
Butter and Blonde
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside…
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside: one said,”You won’t believe what I saw on...
You’ve got mail
|A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the...