Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up...
There was three guys, one with a rubber…
There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and...
Frog in a bank
A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter.”I would...
I want to buy a golf ball
|A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.Finally the pro...
An old sailor goes to a brothel…
An old sailor goes to a brothel,where he chooses his girl and begins.”How am...
What did Arafat say to Clinton?
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember…
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor...
Got something
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...
Write on the bottom of shoes
|Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote “Help” on the bottom...
Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan
|Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan. The young couple sat in the parlor of...