Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman…
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has...
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed…
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes.”Hello, hello,...
Reward these soldiers for their work
|A British General had sent some of his men off to fight for their...
Blonde quickies 101-120
101. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her...
Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
I\\\’m Invisible
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m invisible. Psychiatrist: What!…who said that?
Jumping blonde
A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the top of a burning building....
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him…
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
Most Religious
A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim were having a discussion about who was...