Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl…
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl. “Mommy,” she said, “I’d like you...
If she went out with me
|A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He...
A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical…
A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical. The doctor puts...
The Top Twenty Flight Advertising Slogans
|1. BadAir: When you just can’t wait for the world to come to you.2....
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
Stupid Insults 7/31
Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar...
F Word Usage
Fuck is such a versatile word…Greetings: How the fuck are you!Fraud: I got fucked...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
Tuba jokes
|Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a...