Programmer And An Engineer
A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next to each other…A Programmer and an...
A pregnant woman is about to give birth…
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery...
Trouble with plane engines
|While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the...
Sun Roofs
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room.
Odd One Out
Q: Which is the odd one out – a refrigerator, a washing machine, a...
Excess billing hours
|A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
Stupid Insults 7/31
Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar...
What do you call a gay man scrotum?
Question: What do you call a gay man’s scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...