Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
A Pair of Shoes
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...
Marines and the police
|The following is supposedly a true story relating a situation that actually occurred in...
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull…
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen...
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal…
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal and brought her to the...
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients...
Getting a new deputy
|The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer – who was not...
Where do you find 60 million french jokes?
Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes?A: In France.
Slot machine winner
|A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a...