First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
family vehicle
your family is so poor………. the family vehicle is a skateboard.
A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap…
Sorry Texans….A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap. He...
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
Bear Hunt
Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went...
Redneck’s Ode To A Valentine
Redneck’s Ode to a ValentineKudzu is green. My Dog’s name is Blue. And I’m...
You’ve got mail, the Blonde version
A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing...
Skiing Accident
A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Utah with the...