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There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...
Hippie in a Bar
This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it’s a restaurant. He walks up...
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One Russian and one Polish workman were digging the foundations for a new road....
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A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy,...
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