I Wanna Be A Commie
A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
With all the recent talk of cloning…
With all the recent talk of cloning, you’d think it was a new thing.But...
Newt coming out
One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming...
Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...
Helpful advice for travellers
Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take...
Quotes from stupid 01
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “The effects are fleeting...
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
Now that I’m older…
Now that I’m older…..here’s what I’ve discovered…..I started out with nothing..I still have most...
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....