Bill\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Saxophone
Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
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Smart little johnny
One day the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...
What do you call..
What do you call a guy who hangs around?Art!
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
Native American trades
|An old Native American wanted a loan for $500. He approached his local banker....
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself
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The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...