Boarding from what gate?
|At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the...
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
If Microsoft built cars
|Top Ten ways things would be different if Microsoft built cars:1. A Particular model...
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
Whats the world weakest animal?
|Whats the world weakest animal?A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!
A dog walks into a butcher shop…
A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He...
Clinton Vacation
Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of...
I’ll just call my lawyer about this
|Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at...
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex…
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman. “How...
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.