Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
Legion Camel #2
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs…
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs. She looks...
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
A wife went in to see a therapist and said…
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
Examination to Qualify for Entrance to UNLV
Examination to Qualify for Entrance to UNLV (basketball players only) Time Limit: 3 weeks...
Bees pay you a visit
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis…
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis. She was driving down the...
A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
Improving fry cooking time
|In January 1994, ‘The Economist’ magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel...