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It is recounted that at King?s College in the Strand around the time of...
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
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Three men are traveling in the Amazon: a Canadian, an American, and a Mexican.They...
Insurance Form Statements
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Dirty Words
One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”. He went home...
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says…
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, “Ey, Tony! You know who’s-a George Washington?”Tony...
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A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...