Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
Keep fit… die healthy.
What does a short sighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?They both have...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
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Q. – How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?A....
A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...
Tactfullness
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
Nowhere, Vermont
Nowhere, VermontSam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he...
Sacramento Kings Fan or Lakers Fan?
A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she’s a BIG Lakers fan.She’s really excited about...
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
The Vegas Trip!
Three buddies decided to take their wives on vacation for a week in Las...