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I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
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Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork...
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The first 90% of a project takes 10% of the time, the last 10%...
A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of…
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Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica...
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The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk ofalcohol and...
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