A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier…
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier went out to the...
IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE
|I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next...
Amish father
Q: How does an Amish father find his daughter in the field? A: Pretty...
Problems from the start
|John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his...
What food best describes a man?
What food best describes a man? Jerky
Engineers Laying Sod
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first...
What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?” -About three inches.
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months…
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months – I don’t like to...
Don’t mess with this old lady!
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York...
Things Mom Taught Me…
|My Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing and break your neck,...