Deadly disease
“My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis,” mumbles an angrybiker to one...
Clear Weather?
As a couple sat in the living room, watching TV, the phone rang.The husband...
Having a baby
There were three ladies at the obstetrician’s office, waiting to see what their results...
what’s the difference…
What’s the difference between a white owl and a black owl?A white owl goes...
What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader
Woman
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told...
Tired On 1 April
Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?Because they had just finished a...
Three breasted hooker
There’s this man who’s taking a walk around the red light districtuntil he passes...
I said…I really mean…
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Some last minute requests
|A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He...