Arkansan Citizens Trip
ATTENTION :All citizens of Arkansas planning a trip to Washington, D.C. to visit Willy...
The guide to wife translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
Knitting Blonde
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the...
Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
In the Bathroom
If you’re an American when you’re out of the bathroom, what are you when...
Why are men like blenders?
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
Fastest Thing In The World
There were 4 guys sitting in a bar. One of them decided to play...
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house…
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house this one...
Condoms For Every Man
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen...