What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...
Ebonics Christmas
Ebonics Crimmus PomeWuz de nite befo Crimmus An’ all ower de hood ereybody wuz’...
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up...
Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down…
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also...
The Ford Slogan
Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that’s why I drive a Chevy!
Yogi Bear
Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A. Because when they tried to make another...
You Must Be A Redneck If
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more...
What are the three fastest means of communication?
What are the three fastest means of communication?Internet Telephone Telawoman!
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when…
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised whenconfronted by a room full...