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Sorry for eating the peanuts
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We have new babies
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A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...
Locked Up
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
Scientists and the Mermaid!
These three scientists decided to go fishing one day. So they packed up all...
Was your wife a virgin when you married?
“Was your wife a virgin when you married?”"I don’t know. Some say yes. Some...
Post Election Toast
The Election Is Over, The Results Are Known.The Will Of The People Has Been...