Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...
Peroxide Blonde and 747
Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?A1: They both...
Microsoft Bids to Acquire Catholic Church
VATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference in St. Peter’s Square this...
Geekonics
GeekonicsBy John WoestendiekPhiladelphia InquirerWed., January 8, 1997NEWS BULLETIN: Saying it will improve the education...
What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?
Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?A: They go over to...
The office happenings
|Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
Two bikers were talking at a bar…
Two bikers were talking at a bar.”How’s married life?” asks the first.”It’s fine,” says...
You could feed them a lot faster
|There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm,...
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...