Get a heart transplant
|A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
Why are you yelling that?
|A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room,...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
Sex With A Martian
One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man...
Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
What should they get?
|Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her...
Hop on!
|What did the bus conductor ay to the frog?Hop on!
A poor little girl was begging in the street…
A poor little girl was begging in the street. A man passed byand the...
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark…
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark swimming...