Frog in a bank
A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter.”I would...
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
Angering the Irishman
|Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the...
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
A young mother paying a visit to a doctor…
A young mother paying a visit to a doctor friend and his wife made...
Out of bounds.
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
The Taxi Ride.
A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark...
Be
A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter asks him what religion he...
A birthday party
Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream
wooo mama!
One day a kid asks his mom if he can take a shower with...