Kids Thoughts!
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which...
Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
In Deep Shit
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late...
Fidel dies and goes to heaven…
Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him...
Locking For A Dentist
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that...
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to...
Why do they call it a “kilt”?
Why do they call it a “kilt”?Because a lot of people got kilt when...
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...
I’ve got good and bad
|I’ve got good and badThis old man visits his doctor and after a thorough...
Creative wording
|BEING CREATIVE WITH TROUBLESOME KIN You are working on your family genealogy and for...