Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
A bar name
A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer “why doesn’t your...
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
women and small feet
Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to...
When it’s becing toad!
|When is a car like a frog?When it’s becing toad!
Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde…
Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, all come home from work...
Return what is stolen
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...
Blonde and the pop machine.
A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over...