Two Statues
There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on...
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?All you...
A Bugs Mind
What is the last thing to go through a bugs mind when it hits...
Sucks, huh?
We’ve been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our “Wooden...
Punctuation marks
An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
The idiot drunk!
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the...
A Smart Man!
A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport.”These...
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
Short Lawyer Jokes V
Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in “that’s a shame”)?A: When...