Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
Twelve Days of Fast Food
|On the first day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: A Big...
No Irish Lawyers?
Q: Why are there so few Irish lawyers?A: The majority of them can’t pass...
10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes...
Cry Baby
Knock Knock…Who’s There?Boo…Boo Who?Stop crying it’s just a joke!
Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel…
Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel when he spots a beautiful young...
Heaven and smoking
Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can’t get to heaven?...
Superbowl
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
THREE GAY GUYS WERE ALL IN A CAR CRASH AND DIED…
THREE GAY GUYS WERE ALL IN A CAR CRASH AND DIED. ALL THREE GUYS...
Shouting during sex.
Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest...