Paradox of Men
If you can’t go down on them, you’re not a good partner.If you can...
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in…
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York Cityrestaurant...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the...
Top Twenty Oxymorons
Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons…#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline...
A Dent in the Pile!
An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.The...
Doctor Bumblings!
Actual writings on hospital charts by Doctors:1. She has no rigors or shaking chills...
How do I get across that river?
|A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river....
Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...