A man walks into a doctor office
A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose,...
Falling down
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...
Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
Farm jokes 04
|Why do ducks have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!Why did the pig go...
13 Things Films Have Taught Us
1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs...
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low?
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low????Sugar is when you kiss her...
Ten Important Men In Woman’s Life
They are: Her Doctor; he says, “Take your clothes off.”Her Dentist; he says, “Open...
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning…
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...