A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...
Nursery Rhyme
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me.
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm: “Use it...
Why was the moth so unpopular?
|Why was the moth so unpopular?He kept picking holes in everything!
yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Assign the punishment
Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett,...
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog…
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes...
The dilapidated wife!
There was this married couple who showed up for their honeymoon at a fishing...
If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant…
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is...
What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader