A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm,...
Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?When he’s hanging by his teeth.
Shingle Material
How many Kentucky basketball fans does it take to roof a house?Three, if you...
Exam for athletes…
The following is a college entrance exam for athletes.Time Limit: 3 Days.Write Your Name:...
Some stupid truckers
|While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to...
spit on my beer
One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to...
Schizophrenia
What is the best thing about schizophrenia?You’re never alone!
Christmas at the Post Office
Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time...