A man went to the doctor for a check up…
A man went to the doctor for a check up. “How do you feel?”...
Blonde in Exam
The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of “yes/no” type questions.She...
Three different kinds of sex
Did you know that once you get married, you can look forward to three...
Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
Which day does a fish hate?
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The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
The priest was preparing a man…
The priest was preparing a man for his long day’s journey into night.Whispering firmly,...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...